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S.H.M.A.C.U
Investigative Services
Supra Sapiens Profiling Unit
Subject Name: Troy Sanders
Alias: Hype
Age: 22
Occupation: Former Aspiring Male Ballerina, Currently Unemployed
Place of Birth: Burkittsville, Massachussetts

Mama's Boy ( Obliterating Auditor)

 

Description: Hype is a thin, muscular young man who prefers to wear men's ballet tights when fighting crime. Other heroes have commented they don't like working with Hype because his tights are "uncomfortably snug".

Profile: Troy Sanders was born to working class parents who had a great love of the arts. Troy exhibited considerable talent from an early age for dance. He was so good, that in fact he went on to study at Julliard. There he began to make a name for himself as the next great ballet dancer. Troy's life took a dangerous turn at this point. He was studying for his finals before graduation, and during cram week, Troy went to his local Tom's Cost Savings Club and bought a case of Hype Energy Drink (the Juice that gives you Juice). Unbeknownst to Troy the truck that delivered that particular case of Hype Energy Drink had a fender bender with another truck hauling radioactive waste. The radioactive waste container was compromised and bombarded that case of Hype Energy Drink with near deadly doses of radiation, all this was apparantly unknown to the drivers of either vehicle. In one last final burst of studying frenzy, Troy drank the entire case of Hype Energy Drink (the Juice that gives you Juice) in one night. The mixture of radioactive bombardment and energy drink had unexpected results. I appears the drinks have sped up not only Troys metabolism, but also have granted him superhuman speed. A side effect seems to be that Troy has now developed ADHD and is easily distracted by EVERYTHING. Our scientists are currently attempting to replicate the radioactive energy drink with failed results and a lot of heartburn.