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S.H.M.A.C.U
Investigative Services
Supra Sapiens Profiling Unit
Subject Name: Mama Mia
Alias: Sally-Jo Danforth
Age: 36
Occupation: Mystical Chef, Southern Belle/Housewife
Place of Birth: Rockford Falls, Georgia

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Description: Sally-Jo Danforth is an old school southern belle who speaks with a sugary sweet "propa southern" accent. She is 5'8" with blonde hair and often wears summer dresses and is never seen without her parasol. As Mama Mia, she is portly, dark-haired woman of great girth with a shiny brass breastplate, an angry italian accent, and a LARGE cast iron skillet.

Profile: Sally-Jo Danforth was your typical southern belle. Coming from "old money" she went to all the proper finishing schools and became quite the debutante. Marrying a very rich, philandering lawyer, Sally-Jo was living her dream, her only vice was antiques. Going into a small antique store in a part of Atlanta she clearly should not have been in, a large cast-iron skillet caught Sally's eye. She was drawn to it and felt no small connection to the clearly ancient piece of cookware. She immediately bought the item and took it home with her. Entering her house, she caught her philandering husband with the "other woman" their babysitter. Sally-Jo's anger was immediate and unfathomable. And when her anger peaked, the frying pan in her hand began to pulse with a glowing light. In a second, there was a flash, and Sally-Jo was gone and Mama Mia stood in her place. Screaming her battle cry of "Ats a matta wit you!?!?" chased her soon to be ex-husband from the house. When her anger ebbed, the pan flashed again and Sally-Jo was back. Sally-Jo later found that this skillet had been used by the romans to cook all sorts of delectable goodies for offerings to the roman gods, and was infused by the spirit of Mia, the demi-god of cooking. Sally's transformations usually require her to get mad, not really a tough call as "mussing her hair" can really call out the devil in her. When in the guise of Mama Mia and teamed with Morgus, the two are knowned to bicker constantly about religious dogma and cooking techniques.