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THE OBLITERATING AUDITOR

Mama's Boy

 
 

 

 

S.H.M.A.C.U
Investigative Services
Supra Sapiens Profiling Unit
Subject Name: Francis Schlumann
Alias: Nuclear Mama's Boy
Age: 34
Occupation: Mama's Boy, IRS Auditor
Place of Birth: Randolph, NY

Mama's Boy ( Obliterating Auditor)

Description: Francis wears a charcoal grey leisure suit (with highwater pants), with a white shirt, and a red bow-tie that is always slightly askew. He's skinny and wears glasses that resemble the bottom of a coke bottle. He talks with a very nasal, new-american jewish accent. He doesn't have a costume, because mommy would not approve of his "heroing" and he doesn't want to risk her finding out. So, please, don't tell her, okay?

Profile: Francis loves his mother. And mommy loves Francis. For fun, Francis likes parcheesi, checkers, and (when he's feeling particularly saucy) a rousing game of monopoly. A few years ago, Francis discovered he had a strange ability. He could make things explode. And not just explode, but EXPLODE. Just by thinking about it. However, this act really tuckers him out so he often needs a good rest or nap after doing it. Feeling it be a misappropriation of power to not use it, Francis has become a part-time super hero when not auditng people who cheat on their taxes, answering phone calls from his heroic friends.

Known Powers:

Make things explode: That's it. He just concentrates on something and it explodes. In a very large, dramatic way.